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 21:32 | 14/Dec/2008
Railroad Logic
Does the statement, "We've always done it like that" ring any bells?      The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.    Why was that gauge used?Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads.   Why did the English build them ... more...
 15:13 | 23/Nov/2008
Working in Australia
Friends, Australia is the current job fad in India...but do you know exactly how they work in Australia?     Interesting Anecdotes   more...
 08:59 | 12/Nov/2008
When is Nano coming?
Dear Mr. Tata, Please hurry up, I need to buy a Nano real fast. Muntoka Gaku, Sikkim   Tourism Pics 2008   more...
 14:25 | 8/Nov/2008
Ageing Gracefully
What Women Want in a Man, Original List (Age 22)1.   Handsome2.   Charming3.   Financially successful4.   A caring listener5.   Witty6.   In good shape7.   Dresses with style8.   Appreciates finer things9.   Full of thoughtful surprisesWhat Women Want in a Man, Revised List (Age 32)1.   Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)2.   Opens car doors, ho... more...
 15:06 | 28/Oct/2008
Diwali Special Story:The Witch
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no a... more...
 10:17 | 14/Oct/2008
First picture of water on Mars
          Water on MARS Interesting Anecdotes of 2008         more...
 18:15 | 12/Oct/2008
The New Stock market jargon
I am sharing the new definitions from the Wall Street.(published in WSJ)CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTIN... more...
 10:38 | 4/Oct/2008
China Joking
Fed up with an almost constant diet of bad news about quality and safety problems, some Chinese are taking out their frustrations with biting jokes on the internet about the seemingly never-ending scandals.In the latest health scare, thousands of Chinese babies have fallen ill and three have died after drinking contaminated milk formula, prompting ... more...
 09:35 | 1/Oct/2008
Fishy Thoughts
Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole,just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish,  Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob.  Women like that ar... more...
 11:21 | 28/Sep/2008
Display of Authority
A Department of Income Tax representative stops at a Panjab farm and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for your money allocation."The old farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."The Income Tax  representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Central Government with me.. See this... more...
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